jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

dickburritos:

add me on skype so we can just have eachother as contacts and not really talk to eachother because i am unable to begin a conversation

(Source: petalkin)

zach-griffindor:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess)

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

tfids:

i want to take baths with you and hold your dumb hand and rent movies and watch those movies in your bed in our underwear at like 3 in the morning and i want to kiss your stupid face and cook you food and maybe fuck 7 times a night idnno

nernesis:

WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON

community + songs

(Source: solthree)

sasukessucks:

itachi: *kills the uchiha clan*

sasuke: why did you do that

itachi: its a metaphor

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

(Source: nylooms)