"Things are getting X rated in the chode fandom"
— Ashton/generic-jackal

(Source: uglyspacekid)

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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lupinslover:

The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

(Source: punkrockremus)

cityandsky:

☯..::††~f☮ll☮w f☮r m☮re s☮ft j☮hnny~††::..☯

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

inhebriated